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Tolkien is Homoerotic and No One Can Tell Me Otherwise! Come on, the chemistry between Frodo and Sam? Between Boromir and Aragorn? Between Bilbo and Thorin? They are all 100000% gay, and no one can convince me otherwise. For those whose Lord of the Rings ship couple didn't make the canon, this one's for you!

Tolkien is Homoerotic and No One Can Tell Me Otherwise! Come on, the chemistry between Frodo and Sam? Between Boromir and Aragorn? Between Bilbo and Thorin? They are all 100000% gay, and no one can convince me otherwise. For those whose Lord of the Rings ship couple didn't make the canon, this one's for you!

This venus fly trap says "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty!" The perfect venus fly trap art to gift as a gift for gardeners, or for yourself, you cute little green thumb you. Venus fly traps are awesome carnivorous plants and deserve love too.

Keep on Tolkien! Especially you, Colorado.

Sorry for the puns but I have a hobbit of making them whenever I can. Show your love of fantasy novels and other fiction genres with this funny nerdy t shirt featuring a pun on JRR Tolkien's name! This geeky t shirt is perfect for fans of LOTR, middle earth, elves, dragons, magic rings, wizards, reading, and being a huge Tolkien nerd.

Sorry for the puns but I have a hobbit of making them whenever I can. Show your love of fantasy novels and other fiction genres with this funny nerdy t shirt featuring a pun on JRR Tolkien's name! This geeky t shirt is perfect for fans of LOTR, middle earth, elves, dragons, magic rings, wizards, reading, and being a huge Tolkien nerd.

Sorry for the puns but I have a hobbit of making them whenever I can. Show your love of fantasy novels and other fiction genres with this funny nerdy t shirt featuring a pun on JRR Tolkien's name! This geeky t shirt is perfect for fans of LOTR, middle earth, elves, dragons, magic rings, wizards, reading, and being a huge Tolkien nerd.

Tell me you lift without telling me you lift. Flex those muscles and show off how much you lift with this funny, lifting, fitness, workout, gym meme design.

Feed me and tell me time is a flat circle. This design is perfect for anyone who can only be seduced by tacos and knowledge that time is an illusion.

Feed me and tell me time is a flat circle. This design is perfect for anyone who can only be seduced by tacos and knowledge that time is an illusion.

Yes. We can tell you skipped leg day. Seriously dude, you've got the upper body of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the legs of a prepubescent boy. You gotta spend more time at the squat rack. The gym's not just here for your biceps.

Yes. We can tell you skipped leg day. Seriously dude, you've got the upper body of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and the legs of a prepubescent boy. You gotta spend more time at the squat rack. The gym's not just here for your biceps.

Ah, you have drawn the Queen of Swords- aka "Don't tell me to smile". It's not difficult to tell what this card's about! Set some clear boundaries and keep the message direct with this funny parody of the Rider Waite Smith Tarot card, the Queen of Swords!

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command.

Let this be your feminist battle cry as you wage war against the patriarchy. Tell the man that you are not here to smile at someone else's command..

This succulent themed shirt features a funny twist on the meme "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty." This cute graphic tee features an illustration of a jade planted in a smiling ceramic pot and the phrase "Water me and tell me I'm Pretty.

This succulent themed shirt features a funny twist on the meme "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty." This cute graphic tee features an illustration of a jade planted in a smiling ceramic pot and the phrase "Water me and tell me I'm Pretty.

This succulent themed shirt features a funny twist on the meme "Feed me and tell me I'm pretty." This cute graphic tee features an illustration of a jade planted in a smiling ceramic pot and the phrase "Water me and tell me I'm Pretty.

Why gift anything when you can gift plants? Roses are okay, but buy a succulent and you're amazing! And don't forget to add a compliment in there.

The "Don't Tell Me To Smile(umble bee)" t-shirt is the perfect statement piece for anyone who is tired of being told to smile all the time. Featuring a bold graphic of a cute bumble bee with a stern look, this t-shirt sends a clear message to everyone around you: your emotions are yours to control. Whether you're having a bad day, deep in thought, or just don't feel like smiling, this t-shirt reminds those around you that your body language is not up for discussion. Made for the bold and confident, this t-shirt lets you express your individuality and stand out in any crowd. The playful use of the bumble bee on the design adds a touch of whimsy while still conveying the strong message behind the words. Wear it to any event or casual day out, and be sure to make a statement wherever you go. Don't let anyone tell you how to feel and wear your emotions (or lack thereof) on your sleeve with the "Don't Tell Me To Smile(umble bee)" t-shirt. t t shirts don't tell me to smile feminist empowerment statement piece women attitude confidence bold graphic tee casual wear street style fashion comfortable slogan protest activism gender inequality social justice rebellious.

I'm a dragon, a big bad, fire breathing magical creature! So feed me and tell me I'm magical! Be a cute fire breathing dragon with this funny, feed me and tell me i'm magical, dragon t shirt.

Please feed me and tell me I'm pretty, because I'm trash. Show off your sass and hunger with this funny, "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty" raccoon design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, being hungry, and needing attention.

Please feed me and tell me I'm pretty, because I'm trash. Show off your sass and hunger with this funny, "Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty" raccoon design! Perfect for raccoon jokes, being hungry, and needing attention.

Get your nerd swag on at the premiere of the new Hobbit movie. Make all of your sci fi nerd friends jealous.

If you want a pizza my heart, you gotta satisfy my cravings, babe. Show your undying need for validation and piping hot pizza with this "buy me pizza and tell me I'm beautiful" design!

If you want a pizza my heart, you gotta satisfy my cravings, babe. Show your undying need for validation and piping hot pizza with this "buy me pizza and tell me I'm beautiful" design!

I'm a simple human in need of books and compliments. Get this cute tee today for your needy bookworm friend!

I'm a simple human in need of books and compliments. Get this cute tee today for your needy bookworm friend!

I'm a strong independent woman and I am in charge of my own life. I don't take orders from no man, so don't tell me to smile, don't tell me what to do at all. Ever.